Friday, June 1, 2012

Demented Limericks for Wayward Children. Ep 1: Diablo 3


I will not go to work today
I'm sending the wife and kids away
because there's something I must play
Diablo 3

No I will not mow the lawn
until every freakin' demons gone
I wish some decent loot would spawn
Diablo 3

This is a game that I must beat
So come on honey take a seat
Maybe make something to eat
Diablo 3

My wife bashed me on the head
Her gunshots filled me full of lead
I see white light, I must be dead
Thanks Diablo 3

-RBenson